Live to Die

leinabby808:

anus:

the scary thing about dating is that you are either going to marry that person or break up

deep thoughts from an anus

asian:

asian:

so im shopping for make up for the girlfriend bc valentines day and holy fuck how do you girls afford this shit

$80 for eye shadow???

is it made out of unicorn shit

what is naked 3

why is it called naked

will it make her look naked

why is it $50

that’s 50 cheese burgers

i can’t deal with make up good bye

frostyicedmocha:

I’m usually not into lovey dovey things, but I have to admit this is cute ~~

frostyicedmocha:

I’m usually not into lovey dovey things, but I have to admit this is cute ~~

thatonejrockkid:

Too much kawaii. 

thatonejrockkid:

Too much kawaii. 

laugh-today-homework-tomorrow:

"But you’re so good at it!"

laugh-today-homework-tomorrow:

"But you’re so good at it!"

charliesinsanity:

True for so many<3 unter We Heart It.

charliesinsanity:

True for so many<3 unter We Heart It.

smuut:

buttabutt:

karaokekarkat:

deanscabbages:

lovelixst:

rivendellcustomersupport:

this was designed for very young children and i am not a young child i am a 260 pound man

how did you get in there.

how did you get out of there

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theres a hole on the side yo his bodys behind the statue its all perspective

The first idea is still the best. Imagine this guy wiggling in there backwards, whispering to himself “this is gonna get me hella notes on tumblr…”